Mike was right. By simply becoming communists, we will quickly and efficiently solve the issue of privacy. Currently, employers are advised to "reserve their right to search as broadly as possible." But if nothing we own is really ours, then such blanket statements will come de facto. Privacy would be a thing of the past: if you don't own anything, then the term "stealing" can be redefined as a softer "replacement of ownership." Without the excitement of being hunted by the law, crime would cease to exist and everyone would love his neighbor. If communism were further developed to a worldwide governing system, research ideas would be shared globally and all aspects of life will be positively affected. Nobody would worry that China is "ratcheting up its cyberspying operations against the U.S.," because a "firm involved in high-technology development" in the US would be developing for China as well. Outsourcing could be perfected to such a point that the only workers in the US would be illegal aliens, leaving us time to pursue the true American dream: watch TV, browse the internet, and Twitter promising research leads to overseas sweat-shops.
Could life get any better? I submit that it could not!
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